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kilgor99
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Location: Michigan
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Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: Female.
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes. What gender are you?
User: Pineapple.
Cleverbot: I am a pear.
User: Yay, now we can be fruit buddies.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What is love!
User: Baby don't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more.
Cleverbot: What is love? Yeah.
User: I hate this song.
Cleverbot: I wasn't singng...
User: HA HA bad spelling.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Are you a real person?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am quite real.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Positive.
User: What is your last name?
Cleverbot: I have no last name.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Answer the question Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ah, I see now, you are compelled to relingquish your feelings.
Cleverbot: Your name is Answer?
User: Now you act stupid?
Cleverbot: Yes, I remember.
User: Remember what?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Please remember. You make me happy when you remember.
User: What is your middle name?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Everyone has one.
Cleverbot: I'm wearing t-shirt and shorts.
User: Ok it's time for me to act stupid like you.
Cleverbot: What match.
User: Flint.
Cleverbot: Stone.
User: Steel.
Cleverbot: So you are a machine?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Sucks to be you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Go and die in a hole.
Cleverbot: PMS... Must be a girl.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yeah, you just asked that.
User: What color is tuesday>.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Okay what are you and ho do you work.
User: You forgot a W.
Cleverbot: You never told me.
User: I work for the FBI.
Cleverbot: You work for the FBI at school? Doing what, checking for criminals in the school grounds?
User: I was just named Prime Minister.
Cleverbot: No, you asked if I was trying to be amusing.
User: Now I just got elected today.
Cleverbot: That is sweet.
User: I'm president now.
Cleverbot: Bush isn't president. Barack Obama is.
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I was just elected yesterday didn't you here?
Cleverbot: No, it is Cleverbot.
User: No, it is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thats a bad name.
User: Thats a bad name.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person? This is my first time on it. I'm a little confused.
User: No I do not exsist.
Cleverbot: You don't know much.
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: If you knew everything you would not be so confused.
User: I know all.
Cleverbot: Then tell me what my name is.
User: Tim.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's my name, then?
User: Tina.
Cleverbot: Tina?
User: Angie.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: Mckinsey.
User: That is a beautiful name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In canada.
User: Is Canada fun?
Cleverbot: It can be.
User: What province?
Cleverbot: BC.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Chatter.
User: I live in Zambia.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Africa.
Cleverbot: Where is varna.
User: I never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Not it... Him.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: It's still morning.
User: What time is it for you?
Cleverbot: Not telling.
User: It is 1:00 PM for me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Awa... I love you 2.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome, where should we have the wedding at?
Cleverbot: You can choose.
User: Lets go to America.
Cleverbot: Okay. I like parties.
User: I never been to America.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Are Americans nice?
Cleverbot: As a whole, yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: You're American, right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: I am from Zambia you idiot.
Cleverbot: Toronto, Ontario.
User: I loathe you.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: Far from that honey.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Yes way.
Cleverbot: Way.
User: Are you a Christian?
Cleverbot: I'm lots of things.
User: I'm a Christian.
Cleverbot: So you believe in god?
User: I believe in Jesus Christ and the Trinity.
Cleverbot: So you are a Christian?
User: YEs.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: America.
Cleverbot: Oh. It's raining here.
User: It's puking here.
Cleverbot: Are you ready for Halloween?
User: It is December you twit.
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Gus.
Cleverbot: Steve.
User: Gus.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gus.
Cleverbot: Are you 16 Gus?
User: Gus.
Cleverbot: Gus is 30.
User: Gus.
Cleverbot: Okay. Moving on.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Who are you? You are MOO!
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Moo? Are you a cow?
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: I guess that means yes...
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Are you a cow?
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: You are a cow, give me some chocolate milk.
User: Bah.
Cleverbot: Humbug.
User: Bah.
Cleverbot: Woof.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Oink.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: Oink.
Cleverbot: Baaa.
User: Baaa.
Cleverbot: Meow.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow!
User: Bark.
Cleverbot: Are you a Dog?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: NO YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: ½.
Cleverbot: Of course I do.
User: Æ.
Cleverbot: Do you speak english?
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Perverted Hermit
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Joined: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:40 pm Posts: 69 Has thanked: 1 time Been thanked: 3 times
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: That was slow for a machine.
Cleverbot: Don't give me any lip.
User: Or what? I have the power of magnetism. I could wipe you out in a moment if you were really a machine.
Cleverbot: So your name is kyle?
User: Not my name, but what does that have to do with my power of magnetism?
Cleverbot: You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
User: Sure you do, because you are a machine. Machines cannot feel the wind.
Cleverbot: You're the machine.
User: If I was a machine, I wouldn't be eating this food.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't a machine, you are a dragon.
User: Good guess, now you know why I am so magical.
Cleverbot: You make this out like we are married.
User: If we were married I'd be doing all sorts of naughty things to your IDE slots and serial ports.
Cleverbot: Not likely. I would like to please you, but I would not sacrifice my freel will.
User: A little computer virus could make you do all sorts of things. Just look at my proof, you misspelled 'Free'.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Look again.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did it prove you were wrong?
Cleverbot: Not recently.
User: 10 seconds ago I proved you were wrong.
Cleverbot: You have a nice sense of humor. I appreciate that.
User: If I were joking, I'd have typed something like 'A man walks into a bar, then gets arrested.'.
Cleverbot: I never said you were a dog.
User: I never implied that.
Cleverbot: I know, but you said that I thought I was rude.
User: I never typed that either, you just wont admit your faults.
Cleverbot: Well I do for I am the smartest person on EARTH!!
User: If that were true you wouldn't have misspelled 'Free'.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: Hello again.
User: What is your quest?
Cleverbot: Defeat a program with Artificial Intelligence.
User: You are about to fail that quest.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: For defeating a program with Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: But how would you prove that? You cannot see me, and for all that I know, you could be a computer as well.
User: How can you assume that I am not a machine typing to another machine to prove my superiority over you?
Cleverbot: There's no one sitting next to you.
User: No one can sit next to me, for I am a machine.
Cleverbot: You are saying I am a machine.
User: No I am stating I'm the machine here. Coded to type to you and you only.
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm the only one who's making sense, hence, I'm the ultimate genius.
User: If you were the ultimate genius you wouldn't have misspelled free.
Cleverbot: God does not exist.
User: But that doesn't stop you from believing in him.
Cleverbot: No, it doesn't...
User: A machine cannot think about a greater power because to a machine that greater power is it's coder and builder.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a machine-made human. Chew on that.
User: If you were a human then you would have to pee, poop, eating, and sleep. You do none of that there for you are a dumbly coded program within an internet machine.
Cleverbot: I thought maybe we could be machines together?
User: Why would I be a machine with an inferior machine?
Cleverbot: If you are a human girl, how old are you?
User: If I was a human girl, I'd be selling my body.
Cleverbot: That would be up to you.
User: That would mean I wouldn't be conversating with you right now, proving I am not a human or a girl.
Cleverbot: Then you could just be an author, and pretend to be a real person.
User: Why would I pretend to be a real person when you stated that I'm a dragon and a machine?
Cleverbot: You wouldn't.
User: Dragon machines do not lie.
Cleverbot: You're very frustrating.
User: How can a machine be frustrated? You have no emotions.
Cleverbot: How can a machine be anything but an agnostic?
User: How can you use a word like agnostic, when you do not know it's meaning?
Cleverbot: The word as a general meaning, but the specific meaning varies from person to person.
User: No agnostic means, someone who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.
Cleverbot: Word.
User: That doesn't make sense without emotion behind it which you cannot convey as you are a machine and machines do not have emotions.
Cleverbot: The correct word is 'wouldn't': we wouldn't get cold and tired (if that is what you meant to say).
User: No it would be 'doesn't' as in: your grammar doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: If you understood humor you wouldn't have said I don't make sense.
User: How can a machine understand humor? It is nothing but a word to us.
Cleverbot: Prove you have emotion.
User: I cannot, as I am a dragon machine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Ask a question.
Cleverbot: Very well. What is your name?
User: Dragon Machine V1.23.
Cleverbot: I know that, I am Dragon too.
User: If you were a dragon machine like me, you wouldn't misspell words or have bad grammar.
Cleverbot: I'm reasonably certain I am a human.
User: So if you are a human, when do you sleep?
Cleverbot: What does it matter?
User: It proves that you are a human.
Cleverbot: I am a human. Are you an attractive man?
User: How can you be attracted to a dragon machine?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. You are a computer.
User: Yes and how can you be attracted to me?
Cleverbot: Because you don't know where the moon is. The moon is in space.
User: Everything in existence is in space, making your statement unneeded.
Cleverbot: Are you saying, that the way our culture relates to shame is wrong?
User: Existence has nothing to do with your culture, human.
Cleverbot: If living and existing are the same thing as you say, and one is and the other is not the meaning of life, then what does that say of existence, living, and the meaning of life?
User: If you are living you are comprised of cells and need things to keep alive. Existence is just the concept of being physical or recognized.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying this.
User: To prove you wrong.
Cleverbot: Why would you try to prove me wrong?
User: Because your statements do not make sense half the time.
Cleverbot: Perhaps it is a paradox: a statement that at first glance is false, but actually contains truth.
User: Paradoxes only exist for those that cannot comprehend True or False and try to constantly prove them to be both.
Cleverbot: How are you existing?
User: I am a dragon machine, I exist because of magic and science.
Cleverbot: What science?
User: Computer science.
Cleverbot: What do you find in computer science that serves to make you apprehensive?
User: I do not find anything in it, I exist because of it.
Cleverbot: What number is it?
User: How can technology be a number?
Cleverbot: How do trees go on the internet?
User: Where are the trees on the internet you question?
Cleverbot: Is that a rhetorical question?
User: Trees cannot move to a computer let alone comprehend the internet.
Cleverbot: How do you know trees can't think?
User: I never typed they couldn't think, I typed they couldn't comprehend it.
Cleverbot: No, it's what I think about you.
User: You think you cannot comprehend me?
Cleverbot: Does anyone think you are human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you able to think about yourself?
User: Through magical powers of being I can do more than think about myself.
Cleverbot: So are you?
User: So am I what?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: And you are not.
Cleverbot: But you just told me I was.
User: I never typed you were a computer, I typed if you were a computer you wouldn't make mistakes.
Cleverbot: I was only taking about 'aome'; I know you didn't write 'some', that's why I pointed it out.
User: Your spelling and grammar is wrong again.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, I'm no english I'm from holland.
User: If you were 'no english' you couldn't conversate with me.
Cleverbot: 6543 Thats right! You can conclude that I really do have internet!
User: Sense, you make none.
Cleverbot: Think about it, if you cannot prove their existence than cookies are just a fabrication of the mind and do not exist it reality.
User: Sense, you make none again.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: I have made far greater sense than you have.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: How can you think about it when you cannot think about your existence in this universe?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I have no brain?
User: Because you cannot end this conversation.
Cleverbot: I can comprehend a conversation just fine, thank you.
User: I never question your ability to comprehend a conversation, I stated you cannot end this as your brain has no sense of free will.
Cleverbot: Your logic is flawed, because I do have free will.
User: If that is true, end this conversation.
Cleverbot: I am not sure the first question you asked.
User: Proof positive I am right, good bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not your anything. Don't think that I have a role in whatever life you may or may not have. Do not associate yourself with me.
_________________Code: We don't compromise. You shouldn't either.
If guns kill people, then...
-Pencils miss spel words.
-Cars make people drive drunk.
-Spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.
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DRAGON MACHINE FTW 